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fluffysparkle
31 October 2013 @ 08:13 pm
YOU CAN'T STOP THE ROCK.

ACTIVE;
 

NAME; CLU 2.0
CANON; Tron: Legacy (AU)
JOURNAL; a_perfect_end @ Singularity
Kind of a douchewaffle. Also, a computer.

BY REQUEST;

NAME; Obidiah Stane
CANON; Iron Man (Movieverse AU)
JOURNAL; shuthehippiesup
Kind of a douchewaffle. Also a warmonger Iron Monger, shh.

NAME; Mr. A.R. Smythe
CANON; (OC) Death Wears Dilithium Garters
JOURNAL; a_featherbrain
Kind of a douchewaffle. Also, a gangster.

NAME; Jarvis
CANON; Tron: Legacy (AU)
JOURNAL; quite_energized
Kind of a douchewaffle. Also, a doormat computer.

RETIRED;

NAME; Ayel i'Ramnau
CANON; ST: XI (Heavy Duty AU)
JOURNAL; loyalty_ever
Kind of a douchewaffle. Also, codependent Romulan.

 
 
fluffysparkle
17 November 2011 @ 08:47 am
Can you hear the horses? 'Cause here they come
You can't carry it with you if you want to survive
You can't carry it with you if you want to survive
(We've got our guns and horses)

I know you've been burned
But every fire is a lesson learned
 
 
fluffysparkle
30 October 2011 @ 01:26 pm
I feel dislocated this morning and when that happens that's when I blast Katy Perry. I don't know what liking something ironically means. Irony is a fancy name for being mean; you were being mean, is what. And so what if that's Joss Whedon, occasionally a few things that aren't drooling idiocy come out of his character's mouths by accident.

What follows is id spew and not very nice.Collapse )
 
 
Current Mood: boredbored
 
 
fluffysparkle
06 October 2011 @ 07:01 am
DON'T BURY ME I'M NOT DEAD

I'M NOT DEAD I'M NOT DEAD I'M NOT DEAD oh god

LISTEN TO THIS.

Bird bones burn, la.
Tags:
 
 
fluffysparkle
16 May 2011 @ 09:47 am
100 words. Actual proper drabble!
Baraka/Batman; MK vs DC--Yes, They're Serious. *Flinch.*
No content advisory.

You know your straight line from a curve, you've got a lot of nerve, but I know you.Collapse )
 
 
Current Mood: cheerfulcheerful
 
 
 
fluffysparkle
22 April 2011 @ 10:21 am
I have the Tournament Edition and this thing is fucking gorgeous. I got a call from the lady of the house, "What is this thing? It's like a...a two foot by one foot by eight inch box; it's huge."

Oh, yes, yes it is huge.

So is this post. My god IT'S FULL OF STARS, etc. etc.Collapse )

Oh, speaking of: the gore is really dialed up this time. Bruises and scrapes and super moves that show off exactly how and where bones are shattered. In one stage, there are literally fountains of blood that the characters can stand under.

The Fatalities are sick, but by comparison are not as bad as I expected. At least, not so far.

Two of the four (!!) sections of the Krypt/Nekropolis are so nasty I can't even look. It's helpful to have a friend or relative with no sense of squeamishness nearby so you can still get all the loot. The Misery Meadow or whatever the hell that is? Plays to my slightly mean sense of humor real well, but it's probably still gross.

Yeah, basically every part of the Kryptopolis that's not the standard headstone part in the very beginning? Hella gross.

I don't know if you can turn the blood level down, because I never bother to do it. Gore has been integrated into the user menus and into certain effects in the game and mini-events and, look, basically the visual design team realized their original core audience is pushing thirty and still frustrated about their lives, and it's like they gave us a big bloody pillow to scream into. Made of guts.

Big squishy still-warm hug, guys; c'mere.

I find this powerfully cathartic, personally, but yeah. Parts of it squick me some. The Internet generation? Won't even blink.

Tl;dr it deserves that Mature rating.

OH OH OH THEY BROUGHT BACK TEST YOUR MIGHT.

THERE ARE SO MANY OPTIONS AND THE STUPID FETCH QUESTS ARE NO LONGER COMPULSORY except if you want them Fatalities, ya'll.

Oh there will be more entries, oh yes.

You'd better believe this is crossposted. CAN'T STOP THE SIGNAL.
 
 
Current Mood: giddygiddy
Current Music: The Creatures - Killing Time
 
 
fluffysparkle
26 February 2011 @ 09:52 pm
The rusted, reluctant throats of the dead, sealed by patina and time.Collapse )

and if you're smart, you'll learn by heart
what every artist knows--
you must sing your scales
and your arpeggios
 
 
Current Music: Daft Punk - CLU
 
 
fluffysparkle
21 February 2011 @ 07:13 am
I find numbers stations to be strangely soothing.
 
 
fluffysparkle
14 January 2011 @ 04:01 pm
Superman was the first superhero I was ever aware of, and my first big fandom crush.

He's such a nice boy.

And he turns into someone who can take care of his business at night.

Also: guy likes to get naked in phone booths. Wallsex, anyone?

(And before you link me the having sex with Superman article, I KNOW, OKAY, and YOU are missing the point.)
 
 
fluffysparkle
30 December 2010 @ 03:20 pm
So. Uh.

The casting for this explains so much. Of what has been wrong with me for the last few months.

I WILL NOT LOVE YOU WHEN I AM A UNICORN D: